Feel that?

[vollmus]

Congratulations, idiot. Your use of the word "tactile" was so incredibly wrong that your whole article was immediately rendered meaningless and entirely insignificant. You can keep on groping your rubbery Zunes, and I will continue to indulge in the eternal delights of intelligence, iPods, and iMacs. (There's a bit of alliteration there, in case you didn't notice. Make it your word of the day.)