My Advice to You
Feb. 7th, 2005 01:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vollmusIf you want to read a novel by a psychopathic wannbe-Samurai, read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
If you want to read a novel that combines every single smidgen of a love story you have ever read, listened to, or seen, read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
If you want to read a novel that is among the worst-translated, read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
If you want to read a novel that makes you feel that bleeding to death is a better prospect than completing said novel, read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
If you want to read a novel that makes you think, "I don't know why the hell anyone would ever write that crap," read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
If you want to read a novel that is the single most pointless novel in existence, read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
My advice to you: Stay far away, my friend. Far away.
Gag.
If you want to read a novel that combines every single smidgen of a love story you have ever read, listened to, or seen, read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
If you want to read a novel that is among the worst-translated, read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
If you want to read a novel that makes you feel that bleeding to death is a better prospect than completing said novel, read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
If you want to read a novel that makes you think, "I don't know why the hell anyone would ever write that crap," read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
If you want to read a novel that is the single most pointless novel in existence, read The Sound of Waves by Yukio Mishima.
My advice to you: Stay far away, my friend. Far away.
Gag.
