vollmus | You jump, I jump--except I won't be jumping, you ignoramus.

Seminary is going to kill me if I don't end up killing myself. I cannot put into words how much I despise people who have a sense of humor like that, a sense of humor that is such &%$# that it could only have been man-made from some damned southern state. Definitely not Singaporean--I don't know how anything could be less Singaporean. It's not even Alabama, Singaporean. He is such an idiot I just want to scream and scream, and never ever stop--

If you exist somewhere up there and have any mercy in your heart, you will either kill this man so he cannot torment me any longer or you will fix the bad wiring in his brain. Please, God, save me from the idiot. Please. If you don't, I will, and it won't be nearly as pretty as something you would do. Please, God. Please.