Life of Lynn

I am so ticked off right now. I'm sorry, but there is absolutely nothing special about Life of Pi by Yann Martel. He writes well, but it is just a novel. All plot, all allegory--no mastery of assonance, symbolism, imagery, foreshadowing. The only deep thing about it is the allegory, and you cannot write two pages on that! You can't, there's not enough to say! This is a pathetic waste of my time. If you are going to give me a book to waste hours of my time analyzing, MAKE SURE THERE IS SOMETHING TO &%$#ING ANALYZE!

Sometimes I can't believe how insanely STUPID some people are.