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vollmusYou know what I absolutely love to do?
Make fun of fanfiction.
I think it just might be what I live for. Most recently: Who would name their son Connor Potter? That's just cruel, man. It's so close to rhyming that it's sad. And this kid doesn't just plant, he cons. It's pathetic.
Oh! We can't forget Quidditch-playing!Hermione! Where would we be without her? You know, the Hermione who decides to drop her books over the summer and ask to join the Quidditch team? Yeah, after they laugh at her because she has hated the game for the past five years, she decides to get a little revenge by sexing up the guy that she has hated for the past five years (Draco Malfoy). Whoa, we all TOTALLY saw that one coming! Seriously people, you NEVER want to piss off a former bookworm, because she'll turn into a whore and mess around with the enemy. Former best friends aren't good people to have as new enemies, you know?
*content sigh* I love my life sometimes.
Make fun of fanfiction.
I think it just might be what I live for. Most recently: Who would name their son Connor Potter? That's just cruel, man. It's so close to rhyming that it's sad. And this kid doesn't just plant, he cons. It's pathetic.
Oh! We can't forget Quidditch-playing!Hermione! Where would we be without her? You know, the Hermione who decides to drop her books over the summer and ask to join the Quidditch team? Yeah, after they laugh at her because she has hated the game for the past five years, she decides to get a little revenge by sexing up the guy that she has hated for the past five years (Draco Malfoy). Whoa, we all TOTALLY saw that one coming! Seriously people, you NEVER want to piss off a former bookworm, because she'll turn into a whore and mess around with the enemy. Former best friends aren't good people to have as new enemies, you know?
*content sigh* I love my life sometimes.
