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Annoying Jailbait from Hell
Jul. 31st, 2004 01:32 amHell, the place where bubble gum pop meets R&B, and grammar is completely ignored for the sake of sounding cool. How totally junior high.
I was just introduced to JoJo today on Best Week Ever. I can't believe it. She is such a nutcase!
"People say that my music is too mature but I think people really knew what went on in junior high and high school. It's not too mature. I just want people to know that I have experienced everything on my album in one way or another. Either me or a friend."
Newsflash - you are thirteen. You are NOT in love! Your friend is NOT in love! You and your girlfriends have crushes on the 'hot' guys at junior high school. (You can't bring high school into this yet. You still have an entire grade to get through before you get there!) Maybe you are making out with them, too. Either way, it's disgusting. No one believed Donny Osmond when he sang Puppy Love at approximately sixteen, why the heck would anyone believe you other than a bunch of nine year olds who now want their own 'homies'?
I am of the firm belief that thirteen year olds do not fall in love. (Now, three years olds are different stories. Can you say Corey and Tapanga?) People who date at the age of thirteen are not the kind of people that fall in love with the first person they go out with.
I'm not even going to get into how thirteen year olds should not have cell phones and barely know what cheating is. Speaking of cell phones - I love how she tells us in one of her songs that she's not the kind of girl to talk on her phone all day, and in the next she says she calls the guy all the time. I'm surprised that got past her! Oh, wait, no I'm not - because she's thirteen. Has she even written an essay longer than two pages yet?
I want this girl to take her bad grammar and her false sense of maturity and get out of my radio, off my internet, and away from my TV... never to return again. (I guess she can come back when she's legal. By then she'll be singing about porn movies, the way she's going. Or maybe that'll be her next album...)
I find the very thought of comparing her to Aaliyah extremely revolting. That's hardly letting the poor girl rest in peace. We still love you, Aaliyah, even if we didn't listen to your music all that much. You were nice. We won't insult your memory by comparing you to that.
/rant. :o
I was just introduced to JoJo today on Best Week Ever. I can't believe it. She is such a nutcase!
"People say that my music is too mature but I think people really knew what went on in junior high and high school. It's not too mature. I just want people to know that I have experienced everything on my album in one way or another. Either me or a friend."
Newsflash - you are thirteen. You are NOT in love! Your friend is NOT in love! You and your girlfriends have crushes on the 'hot' guys at junior high school. (You can't bring high school into this yet. You still have an entire grade to get through before you get there!) Maybe you are making out with them, too. Either way, it's disgusting. No one believed Donny Osmond when he sang Puppy Love at approximately sixteen, why the heck would anyone believe you other than a bunch of nine year olds who now want their own 'homies'?
I am of the firm belief that thirteen year olds do not fall in love. (Now, three years olds are different stories. Can you say Corey and Tapanga?) People who date at the age of thirteen are not the kind of people that fall in love with the first person they go out with.
I'm not even going to get into how thirteen year olds should not have cell phones and barely know what cheating is. Speaking of cell phones - I love how she tells us in one of her songs that she's not the kind of girl to talk on her phone all day, and in the next she says she calls the guy all the time. I'm surprised that got past her! Oh, wait, no I'm not - because she's thirteen. Has she even written an essay longer than two pages yet?
I want this girl to take her bad grammar and her false sense of maturity and get out of my radio, off my internet, and away from my TV... never to return again. (I guess she can come back when she's legal. By then she'll be singing about porn movies, the way she's going. Or maybe that'll be her next album...)
I find the very thought of comparing her to Aaliyah extremely revolting. That's hardly letting the poor girl rest in peace. We still love you, Aaliyah, even if we didn't listen to your music all that much. You were nice. We won't insult your memory by comparing you to that.
/rant. :o
